analmermaidprincess: analmermaidprincess: What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake The boys… They have arrived….
atleastimnotbrentspiner: “we’ll take the lot!” wow harry maybe some of the other kids on the train wanted some candy but nope i guess the boy who lived is entitled to the entire fucking trolley
iguanamouth: i read that as lions remember who you are
skrylaxthefish: izzetheking: HOw do i kill someone without looking rude
describe a movie really badly in my ask and i'll...
Pah, my workmates & friends do this ALL the time! I wish they were just playing a game but sadly they are not, I swear they must watch films while also doing a jig, cooking for 8 people and playing cludeo or something.
younggirlandthesea: I love how you could literally type Beafihdjhsic Casdkjlkjdfaich and people would know who you’re talking about.
longnightsandterriblefights: siriuslysalvatore: are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
cupcakereaper: My favorite part about seeing Marvel movies in the theater is when the credits come on and the majority of people just get up and leave and it’s like YES THE WEAK ONES HAVE BEEN WEEDED OUT NOW BRING ON THE EXTRA SCENE
tennants-companion: superwhopottermerlockian: hal-yorked: vintageprincess48: starkholmesdowney: johanirae: I sometimes end the sentence with the wrong I understood that reference I don’t. Can someone explain this? Watch iron man 3 & then you’ll understand ^
snogandagrope: trashyfiction: thescienceofjohnlock: deareje: cumbertrekky: Great new interview with Benedict where he mentions he started to cry at the Premiere when Zachary was saying such complimentary things about him. He REALLY doesnt like the Cumberbitch term though. Bless him he’s tired and the lisp is out in force. Aww, bless. Another good reason to be called The Cumber...
purpleturtlezflrs: giveme-brandy-onmybreath: peetasfakeleg: onlyeverrory: why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia because it does their job better than them my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW
kill-natalie: [violently watches every movie with favorite actor in it even if he’s only in it for fifteen seconds and has no speaking roles]
ladyhistory: nunnabe: lulz-time: printers are awful it’s 2013 so why do they still make so much noise why are they so pushy and impatient why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before...
tuucker: irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized Dr. Robert Evans I looked it up My dentist is Captain America’s dad My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband. JK...
brutal-n-bloody: journal-for-sean-lovers: cottonbutts: everyonelovesrobots: IT’S BACK i want this on my blog forever I can’t breathe omfg Jaboody is the fucking BEST
my only skill includes falling in love with celebrities i can’t have
rnilkbreath: maryamdork: maryamdork: maryamdork: I T TRIED TO ANSWER ONE OF THE TMI QUESSTNION ANS INSTEAD I ACCIDENTAL;LY MIXED TWO OF THEM TOGETHER AND HIT PUBLISH SO I JUST PUBLISHED AN ASK IMPLYING THAT I TRIED TO PUT A PIECE OF TOAST INTO MY VAGINA PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I JUST WANT TO FORGET never forget toast 2013