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kellstiel:

so my mom went to the bakery to get this picture put on my birthday cake

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and the lady at the counter asked who these weird looking men were and my mom didn’t wanna tell her they were from a tv show because they’re not allowed to put celebrities on cakes so my mom panicked and said they were my uncles who couldn’t make it to my party

nice save, mom

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tommcfly:

Dear insomniacs, parents, vampires and people in Australia,

I am awake. There is that time every night after flossing and general teeth maintenance when I get into bed and not sleep. I lay and think at the ceiling. I think about not sleeping. I love sleep, but it does get in the way of not…

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tastefullyoffensive:

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buckywinchesters:

amberlyinviolet:

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

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tastefullyoffensive:

Synchronized waking up. [x]

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mind the glass
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